Cholesterol

Cholesterol

by Larry Bowers

Read it in the newspaper,

Seen it on T.V.

Cholesterol and fatty foods,

Aren’t good for you and me.

We oughta’ sue the doctors,

Who told us years ago,

“Eat milk and cheese, and beef and eggs,

And cook stuff with Crisco!”

If we thought about it hard,

We would really kick their asses.

Instead we’re paying some of those same Docs,

For quadruple heart bypasses!